Beers In The Bleachers

Wake me up for the ALCS

beersinthebleachers — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:39:14 +0000

Wow so the Twins were scary for half an inning…Wake me up when its the ALCS…I kid I kid I wouldn’t want to jinx anything…but seriously this kicking the crap out of teams makes me tired.

THE QUEST FOR 27 STARTS NOW!!

beersinthebleachers — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 11:25:34 +0000

Congrats Minnesota you just won yourself a trip to the Bronx! It starts today the Quest for that 27th title. You know what they say the 27th championship is the toughest to win. I mean will the Twins win a game…I mean I might have given them a shot had they not blown through their entire bullpen last night. Anyway, welcome back meaningful baseball and just a suggestion flip A-Rods calendar to April just in case. Go Yanks!!

Brett Favre may be winning but he’s still annoying

beersinthebleachers — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:09:04 +0000

Ok I’ll admit it while watching this game there were several moments where I thought to myself…wow this guy turns 40 next week and he can still dominate. Watch him run and jump and throw sissy blocks around the knees..this is the Brett Favre we all know and love. It’s fun watching the guy play. Then the inevitable happened the 3 headed monster in the booth started the love fest. I mean going to commercial you could almost here Jaws and Gruden picking which part of the anatomy of Favre they wanted during the break. Its like listening to school girls talk about Brad Pitt or Brett Favre circa ’92. Look at him zing it, what a gun slinger, wait let me break out Packers practice film from ’92 that for some creepy reason I still have. God does it ever stop…he’s a good QB we get it..No one wants to hear it though every time he drops back. Regardless this game was decided by the inability of the Packers O-Line to stop anything. They have to be the worst unit in the league right. Anyway I digress. Just keep this in mind..its week 4 and Brett Favre looked pretty good for the Jets at this point last year too…16 weeks is a long time…

What a Weekend!

beersinthebleachers — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:20:50 +0000

What a weekend! Penn State rebounded nicely, the G-Men are 4-0 and the Yankees are about to begin the formality that is the playoffs on their way to number 27. I mean does it get any better than this? Oh yeah it does…Dallas lost and that team that wears green and rents our stadium lost too….how does defeat smell Sanchez? Kind of shitty huh!? But I digress the G-Men are 18-3 in their last 21 road games, how ridiculous is that? Just another dominating weekend in the world of Beers and Bleachers but it will be a better week.

Now some other funny stuff….Oh Chris Berman only one thing on your mind huh buddy…well we’re all aware of Breasts all the time

Redskins fans can I guess take some hope into next week because they barely hung on to beat the…..Bucs?

Finally this from Deadspin…Eli Manning owns Dallas and their visitors locker room and here is the proof…

But wait there’s more….Rod Barajas is really all about pleasing the fans in Boston..even though he plays for Toronto, but hey she’s hot who wouldn’t…

Statement Win Time!!

beersinthebleachers — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 19:42:50 +0000

Ok maybe not a statement win but the Lions have to win this game. After they absolutely shit the bed last weekend against Iowa losing to Illinois and Isiah John “Juice” Williams would probably be one of the worst things to ever happen. Here’s hoping the offensive line shows up and stops playing like this guy…

Oh Winston Justice you are hilarious!

FAIL….OHIO STATE STILL MAKING THE BIG TEN LOOK BAD!

beersinthebleachers — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 03:25:26 +0000

WHAT WAS THAT!

Penn State GAME DAY!

beersinthebleachers — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 14:16:42 +0000

So the season is about to kick off and I know its Akron but I feel good about this year…like Pasadena Jan 10 good! I don’t know why and I have no basis but I think DC is a winner and Sean Lee being back is just a giant Kick in the Ass. Sit back and relax and watch us take the country by storm…and don’t forget Melanie would want you to do it too…check out her new show Big Ten Cookout on Big Ten Network every Saturday at 10:00 am

What the hell was that Joba?!?

beersinthebleachers — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 11:00:25 +0000

What the hell was that? I’m thinking 8 days in between starts probably had something to do with this. I hate how they baby these pitchers…oh yeah lets give him 8 days off then he’ll only pitch a couple innings and then we’ll wave the white flag throw out some scrubs behind him and hope the offense can win it at the end. What kind of message does that send? Stupid baseball I mean that is like a strategy the Mets would use!

Other Stuff:

The Red Sox got Billy Wagner…HA…I just thought about when they got Eric Gagne..this should go about the same.

Oh yeah I forgot the random hot chick photo:

Yankees Re-Establish Dominance Show Sox Who Their Daddy Is!

beersinthebleachers — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 13:36:10 +0000

The Yanks magic number is now 34 and the Red Sox are out of the division race…I mean Brad Penny is that really the best you could do. Now by no means do I think the Yankees played well last night but even on a bad day they through 20 on the Sox. My how the dominance has shifted all it took was some good pitching and Mark Teixeira. Oh and Matsui lighting the Chowda Heads up for 7 RBIs last night. Well tonight is Burnett v. The Guy who gave up A-Rod’s walk off in the bottom of the 15th last series. Now the Yankees should once again dominate but I could see them taking pity on the Red Sox and slipping up and somehow letting this one get away. It should be cool though seeing the future when there are September call ups because this one is in the BAG!

Giants start the preseason tonight Reby is ready are YOU!!

beersinthebleachers — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 23:46:45 +0000

What’s up Big Blue Nation….It’s about that time of year again..ya know when we dominate the NFL minus the game at the end of last season we shall never speak of again. Anyway..I mean I already hear the cheers of this year’s parade down the canyon of heroes and the season hasn’t even started yet. Yes this blog has given me psychic powers. Although I do apologize for not updating often but things have been crazy in my quest to make more money and frankly you don’t pay me…so if you want more hilariousness you can always donate to the Beer fund…what no takers? Anyway get excited for the 4 minutes the starters are gonna play and keep telling yourself only a couple more weeks until the quest for Lombardi 4!